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Joke of the Day

"The best ""Ben Dover"" type of names you know thread. I just used one of these types of names as a joke earlier and realized I don't know that many of them. I bet reddit knows a lot of them!"

"The bank robbery would have ended much better for me if I hadn't stopped on the way out at the ATM to deposit the money."

"I was just looking in the mirror this morning, thinking about who I was. I suppose you could say I was reflecting."

"Hate it when pharmacy girls ask if I've ""Used this product before?"" Darling I've applied, swallowed & inserted every item ever sold here."

"A man comes home to his wife with a big bunch of flowers... ""I suppose I'll have to keep my legs open for the next few days!"" The wife says. The husband replies, ""Why? Don't you have any vases?"""

"I feel bad for men with erectile disfunction, but they all seem to be handling it well. It's like all of them literally can't give a fuck."

"What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta"

"Mall walkers: never has anyone taken so seriously something that's so seriously ridiculous."

"What do you call a frozen swine lavatory? A pigloo I'll see myself out."

"Hey Amish person reading this: Busted."