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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt can finish a race"
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"Television is a medium because anything well done is rare."
"My 5 year old just ended a phone call with ""I gotta jump, Daddy. I'm out."" And now everyone in my house is officially cooler than me."
"JOKE! :D What is a Nigger in a Cockpit? .... ... .... .... .... A Pilote ! What are you thinging about! tststststststs Rassist !"
"My wife told me her sock had a hole in it. ""Darn it!"" I replied."
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"When people ask me for directions Im just going to do a really slow sarcastic Macarena ."
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"What's the difference between a peeping Tom and a pickpocket? A peeping Tom snatches watch's"