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"Anyone you can do, I can do better.."
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"[OC] What is the pope's favorite mode of transportation? A mitre-cycle!"
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"I didn't fail my calculus test.... I just gave ""alternative"" answers on a few problems."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Barbara ! Barbara who ? Barbara black sheep have you any wool...!"