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Joke of the Day
"Anyone you can do, I can do better.."
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"Adult: Someone who has stopped growing at both ends and now grows in the middle."
"I tattooed the word ""WINNER"" on my forehead in case I meet anyone new and they have any doubts"
"How do you say ""bra"" in German? Stopsemfromfloppin"
"Give a man a fish: you just killed a fish. Teach a man to fish: you just killed like a thousand fish"
"""I'm sure if I show my gf my Twitter, she'll understand it's just for fun."" Said a bunch of now single guys."
"The energizer bunny was arrested yesterday. He was charged with battery."
"Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta away!"
"I can't stop drinking about you."
"My Virgin friend just got 4 girl's numbers today. I've never been so proud I guess you could say his group project is getting serious"