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Joke of the Day

"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar... ... and doesn't"

"Teacher: Are you good at math? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Yes I'm no good at math!"

"QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and debting."

"How do you turn a cow into a steak? You mootilate it."

"I just made way too much pasta, so if you haven't eaten dinner yet, swing by and watch me eat way too much pasta."

"My girlfriend got her car smogged, and suddenly I wondered about Middle-earth; Do Hobbits ever need to Smaug their cars?"

"""Hi, how much for a slice of pizza?"" A slice is $2.50, and second slice only $1. ""I'd like 3 second slices please"""

"Sorry, I'm holding out for the Zune Mini."

"what do Hitler and Terry Fox have in common? they both couldn't finish a race."

"Why can't T-Rex's High Five? Because they're all dead"