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Joke of the Day

"""Hi, how much for a slice of pizza?"" A slice is $2.50, and second slice only $1. ""I'd like 3 second slices please"""

"When I see lover's names carved in a tree... I don't think it's sweet. I'm just surprised of how many people bring knives on a date."

"I was gonna make a joke about Sodium and Hydrogen but NaH"

"Which African country has the most obese inhabitants? Burkina Fatso"

"So, I friended Paul Walker on XBox. Sadly though, he's always on the dashboard."

"Wives are like hurricanes They're wet and wild to begin with, but when they leave they take everything"

"What's Robin Hood's favourite font? Sans Sheriff!"

"*moonwalks into office* *draws dual finger guns* *fires off seven shots at Annie from HR* *holsters guns* *gets chosen for random drug test*"

"This is how I like to review my books: I look at their prose and cons."

"Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish? A. When he goes to confession he takes a lawyer with him."