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Joke of the Day
"I heard this really funny joke about procastination I'll post it later"
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"Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby? Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper"
"*approaches your table* Magic trick? *I hold out some cards with fake hands while my real hand pokes out of my shirt and steals your burger*"
"the bible is an attempt to mansplain our existence"
"I challenge you to a battle of wits at high noon! Do you accept? Yes you say?! Well consider yourself mentally challenged."
"If there's one thing I really can't stand when I'm drunk, it's up."
"What is a ghost's favorite type of porn? Booooookake"
"You can't run through a campground, you can only ran Because it's past tents"
"""That wasn't chicken in the Chow Mein"" I'd make a great Fortune Cookie writer."
"Stinky Bathroom... Know why my bathroom doesn't stink? I exhaust fan the shit out of it."