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Joke of the Day

"What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...? I heard that he was fully re-covered."

"Man, you see that clown who's been spending all day hiding from faggots? No, havn't seen him? Interesting.."

"Wanna hear a funny joke? Womens rights."

"A wife says to her husband.... ""I want you to whishper dirty things in me ear,, to which the husband replies: ""Kitchen,bathroom,livingroom""..."

"Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you."

"I pray every night that I never become religious..."

"Nobel Prize Who ever invented Knock, Knock Jokes should win the No-bell Prize."

"I don't trust Bonsai trees. They are a little shady."

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a Lightbulb? **One.** **Germans are very efficient and not very funny.** *Source: My co-worker.* *I'm German and I approve this message.*"

"How do you get a homosexual man to have sex with a woman? Shit in her cunt"