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Joke of the Day

"We should've known about the failure of communism In retrospect, there were a lot of red flags..."

"I woke up with a ringing in my left ear So I put my phone on vibrate."

"Been watching television without eating. I feel like I'm working."

"Edward Snowden just joined Twitter. Almost immediately he got more followers than the NSA. Luckily for the NSA, they follow a lot more people than Snowden."

"in the 2020 olympics ... ... after Trump has become president, USA will have the best pole vaulting team in the world, consisting of only mexicans"

"If I don't get off Reddit, my dad says he will smash my head against the keybosdqAFQ#D!E"

"Egg and a sausage sizzling away in a frying pan The egg says ""fuck me its hot in here"". The sausage goes ""fuck me, a talking egg!"""

"The thing about midgets and dwarfs... they have very little in common."

"I slipped on some black ice today I knew it was black ice because now my wallets missing."

"Liverpool have went from SAS to LOLS From Suarez and Sturridge to Lallana Origi Lambert Sturridge"