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Joke of the Day

"BOSS: I don't know if you're the right man for the job BAKER: NO PLEASE *holds up dough* I KNEAD THIS"

"Oh science, oh science, oh science!!"" ~An atheist having sex."

"Boyf said I look really pretty when I'm concentrating...I realised its cos I'm quiet! Either way it's the last time I let him watch me poo"

"As a child I wanted to be a personal trainer but I ended up as a politician. At least I still convince absolute idiots that change is being made."

"""Ok welcome to ask stupid questions club. Any questions?"" Is this ask stupid questions club? ""You're now the leader of this club"" What club?"

"What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery? A ginger bread man."

"I'm 20 years old, and my SO is 9 months pregnant."

"An Irish man walks past a bar..."

"Bartender, I'd like you to bring that brunette at the end of the bar a slice of your finest ham."

"At a job interview ""What are your strengths?"" ""I'm an optimist and a positive thinker"" ""Can you give me an example?"" ""Yes, when do I start?"""