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Joke of the Day

"Why was Tigger's head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh."

"10's homework question: ""Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?"" His answer: ""My mom."""

"I always type ""please"" at the end of my Google searches because I'm not an asshole."

"A horse bolted and ran into Liverpool FC's training ground. The horse charged wildly at the team as they were in the middle of training. None of the players were hurt, but it clipped Klopp."

"Judge: Why did you steal that bird? Prisoner: For a lark sir."

"Never date a baker They're too kneady"

"How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting? Talk in your sleep."

"Old enough -Mom I'm finally 15, can I have a boyfriend? -No. -Can I use high Heels? -No. -Can I use a mini skirt? -No. -But why? -Because you're a man, Bob."

"If you elect me president, the national unemployment figures are guaranteed to drop by at least one."

"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I don't mind doing a 5k but my running group wants to do a 10k and i really don't like them :-D"