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Joke of the Day
"Never date a baker They're too kneady"
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"What's Mexico's national sport? Cross country"
"Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sundae School"
"I like to go on job interviews wearing an eye patch and switch eyes when the interviewer looks down."
"How did Harry Potter get down the mountain? Running!... JK, Rowling."
"i can't believe i'm on page 3 of an online forum debating the pros and cons of ceramic, glass, and stainless steel mixing bowls"
"Me: I'm not saying I hate your voice, but when you start talking, I understand the way dogs feel about fireworks. *howls* Co-worker:"
"Text is the perfect way of saying I have some information I need to give you but I in no way shape or form want to hear your voice"
"Why is the Force like duct tape? It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together."
"Turkeys are crazy. They hunch down and freeze in groups in grocery store coolers to elude hunters. Must be a safety in numbers thing."