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Joke of the Day

"A horse bolted and ran into Liverpool FC's training ground. The horse charged wildly at the team as they were in the middle of training. None of the players were hurt, but it clipped Klopp."

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"""My date was cute but he couldnt perform in the bedroom."" *cuts to me in bedroom butchering Wonderwall on guitar* i swear this never happens"
"""When someone is mad at you, that's THEIR problem"" and other advice from my upcoming book, Where Did All My Friends Go'"
"If I had $1.00 for each person I had sex with, I would pay my rent But just because I'm currently homeless"
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"David Cameron joke! They say David Cameron is a one term Prime Minister. That term is of course 'cunt'."
"Why did the cautious gambler never go camping? He didn't want to stake his tent."
"It is divided in 2 parts - left & right. Unlike others your brain is a master piece, It is divided in 2 parts Left & Right. In left nothing is Right & in right nothing is Left!"
"So I just had a very awkward conversation with a bulimic over lunch. It's safe to say; that didn't go down very well."