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Joke of the Day

"Old enough -Mom I'm finally 15, can I have a boyfriend? -No. -Can I use high Heels? -No. -Can I use a mini skirt? -No. -But why? -Because you're a man, Bob."

"What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman? ""I think I'm in loaf."" Ba dum, tss."

"Movie about internet Too slow"

"wanna hear a really bad joke Go to r/jokes and go to the new category"

"KENNEDY: lets keep our affair a secret MARILYN MONROE: ok i'll sing happy birthday all sexy & weird at ur bday K: pls dont MM: *winking* ok"

"[first day on the job as a drug dealer] *giggles* ""We don't have coke, is Pepsi ok?"" *gets stabbed*"

"that fuzzy feeling when he puts his arm around u for the first time and then his other arm and then his other arm then u realize HE A SPIDER"

"Want to hear an awesome lyrebird impression? You just did."

"My new girlfriend asked me how I felt about kids. With my hands was apparently not the right answer."

"Don't be part of the problem, be the whole problem"