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Joke of the Day
"I always type ""please"" at the end of my Google searches because I'm not an asshole."
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"Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle? To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs."
"Why did the drunkard ride the escalator To lift his spirits"
"So the Zika virus causes tiny brains huh? Something something something Congress something something Donald Trump."
"What do you call a Mexican mountain climber? Caribeaner"
"Why do mermaids wear seashells? because D shells dont fit"
"Accidentally ate a ball of wasabi the size of a marble and now I can smell math"
"One of my favorite things about raps music is the fun ethnic code words they use for everyday things like money & women. I'm learning a lot!"