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Joke of the Day
"I always type ""please"" at the end of my Google searches because I'm not an asshole."
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"What's an English teacher's favourite cereal? Synonym Grahams"
"When I was born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, ""I'm very sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through."""
"Everyone please stop saying that today's date only happens once. EVERY date only happens once, that's how time works."
"Planet joke. If you make a cake that looks like Mars, could you say it's out of this world? ;)"
"What is a pirate's favorite element? Gold."
"I built that beach a sandcastle. Beaches love sandcastles."
"Mugger: ""Hand over your stuff! No funny business!"" *I give him my wallet and phone but not my business proposal to open a clown college*"
"Do girls imagine themselves sucking in a invisible spaghetti when they're about to take a picture?"
"A gritty reboot of basketball where we find out all the players' moms were murdered by circles and that's why they throw rocks at one."