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Joke of the Day
"Long busy day, I need one of those hugs that turns into sex."
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"What kind of bees can you get milk from? Boobies!"
"Out of? Mom (about her son): Look at these marks Jim has scored... 8.. 10... 7.. Dad: Out of? Mom: Out of pity!"
"What's a Redditor's favorite color? M'genta"
"What do I and Ronda Rousey have in common? neither of us can last more than a minute :("
"I refuse to stay at a Holiday Inn until they publicly specify what holiday they are referring to."
"""I'm going to show off my new belt by tucking in my T-shirt"" -Men over 50."
"I need the ""Viewer Discretion Advised"" voice to narrate my life."
"*leans back in chair* wow, what a great question. I guess I'd say my biggest weakness is the 5 felony convictions I left off my application"
"When I die, just toss my body out of an airplane flying over NYC while wearing a superman costume."