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Joke of the Day
"BAD LAWYER Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad? A: Senator."
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"I'm tired of saving Daylight... You would think that saving his ass every year you would at least deserve a 'thank you'"
"BREAKING: California becomes first state to ban plastic bags. People who love picking up dog shit with their bare hands rejoice."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? Pizzas smell good in the oven"
"Why does Uranus look so smooth compared to other gas giants in our solar system?"
"What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning? A midnight snack A hot Breakfast"
"What sound does a shotgun make? Kurt Kurt Cobain"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see Gregory Peck."
"What do Germans and acetone have in common? They are both good at removing the Polish!"
"Girl asked me to netflix and chill, but I download all my movies illegally.... So I was like na, more like pirate and booty."