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Joke of the Day

"[OC] So did you hear about that harbour in Brazil that was infested with birds? I guess you could call it a Port-o-Geese."

"I never wash my fruit, in case anybody's wondering how badass I am."

"McDonalds started selling a hotdog called a McJagger. It's mostly lips and a little bit of asshole."

"Lactose Joke (^_^) Soy milk is actually just milk that speaks only Spanish."

"Guys, if you forget your girl's birthday, just look into her eyes and say, ""I love you."" Then run, because that is not going to help."

"Once killed a man with my SuperSoaker. (I'd been pumping it for a REALLY long time.)"

"Why is saying "" I'm sorry"" and ""I apologize"" mean the same thing... ...unless your at a funeral."

"What do you call an ISIS member who loves himself? A nISISist"

"What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like? Battered shrimp."

"If Jessica Simpson doesn't name one of her kids ""Homer"", then seriously what's the point?"