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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an ISIS member who loves himself? A nISISist"
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"[Lizard Enterprises HQ] Lizard Boss: Um excuse me, do you work here? Snake balancing on 4 toothpicks (nervously): Uh yessir why do you ask?"
"I like my beer like I like my neighbours White."
"Instagram is down. Please call me so I can describe my lunch to you."
"What do owls sing when it is raining ? 'Too wet to woo' !"
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She choked"
"Do you like Taco Bell? Then you'll LOVE real food!"
"Hey baby! What's up? Baby: My mother's uterus."
"The most active user on reddit: [deleted]. Seriously this guy is everywhere."
"What is orange and hangs in my backyard? My nigger and I can paint him any color I want."