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Joke of the Day

"I like extremes. I want a nerd, but he's gotta be an extreme nerd. Like I don't even want to understand what he's talking about."

"Met someone on Craigslist, guess I'm dating a grill now."

"My computer is a nympho at night Because any little touch turns it on"

"Steven hawking is setting a bad example for kids these days... Being on his computer all day"

"A Rabbi walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Confused, the bartender asks, ""Where did you get that??"" The parrot replied, ""Oh him? New York."""

"Why did the man break the clock? He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands."

"Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon? Because you gotta catch Jamal"

"I just read an article about the dangers of drinking that scared the crap out of me. That's it. No more reading!"

"Macbeth.docx That's a play on word"

"All these illegal immigrants...(xpost) ...have crossed the line!"