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Joke of the Day
"Yo mamma Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is ""Equator."""
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"HI I'M GOING TO HAVE AN UNCOMFORTABLY LOUD YET PRIVATE PHONE CALL ON THIS BUS AND EXHIBIT A STUNNING LACK OF SELF-AWARENESS. THANK YOU."
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb? YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!"
"Do you wish you were always broke? Are you tired of having a thriving social life? Is too much sleep boring you? Parenthood. It's for you"
"The name's Bong. Jay Bong. Agent 420. Weed."
"Why do German shower-heads have 11 holes? because Jews only have 10 fingers."
"""Hey, where's the beach?"" ""Down by the ocean!"" -Dr. Demento, presumably."
"Sometimes I wish I was a dinosaur, but then I remember they didn't have nipples."
"I have a cramp in my penis... could you rub it for me?"
"When the UPS guy hands you that pad where you digitally sign your name, you can put anything. Today I put ""lame shorts"" and nothing happened"