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Joke of the Day
"Why did the man break the clock? He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands."
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"Which fly makes films ? Stephen Speilbug !"
"I don't have OCD... I have CDO. The letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be."
"A gentleman is . . . ...a man who gets out of the shower to take a pee"
"My penis is like a shotgun I pump, shoot and reload"
"To celebrate Star Wars we baked some ""Wookie Cookies"". They were a little on the Chewy side."
"Cinderella is my favorite story about women who fight over a man who doesn't even remember what a woman he spent the night with looks like."
"A man walks up to a prostitute and propositions her for sex... She says to the man: ""Sorry, but I'm clothed for the day."""
"Are you a mixologist? I could tell by your poor style."
"What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a terrorist? You can actually negotiate with a terrorist."