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"What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian? One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear."
"What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire? A smoke aLaama."
"Let's make a deal. I'll get in touch with my feminine side if you get in touch with my balls."
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"What did the Reddit using CVS cashier say about the man buying condoms after he left... ...this guy fucks."
"Why are sinks depressed? People look down on them."
"Snow White actually hallucinated the Seven Dwarves the whole time. She was a high hoe."
"Son: ""Hey, Dad! Can I have $20 for a blow job?"" Dad: ""I don't know, son. Are you any good?"""
"Why do you never hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the ""p"" is silent..."