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Joke of the Day

"At the end of the day, it's 11:59pm."

"I like my coffee how I like my slaves Free."

"Somewhere in Africa... a bunch of orphans are about to be running around in confederate flag shirts."

"Job interview Well, tell me about your last job I was a woodcutter And where did you work? Saara Wait, isn't that a des.. you start tomorrow!"

"When I get naked in the bathroom the shower usually gets turned on."

"If I had a dollar for every time a woman find me attractive... I'd have a dollar, thanks mom"

"I'm a magician of sorts. I steal candy bars using sleight of hand. You could say I have a few Twix up my sleeve."

"Harambe jokes... Can we kill them too?"

"On Sunday, a user posted the joke ""Jesus""...which was quickly buried... Its been 3days, has anyone seen it?"

"I Feel Really Safe There are police helicopter circling my house."