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Joke of the Day

"I got confused watching highlights from the SAG awards. I always thought they were the 15-year reunions of the AVNs."

"Did you all hear about Diarrhea being hereditary? It supposedly runs in your Jeans."

"What do you call a pregnant girl A run on sentence"

"I saw a lizard and it became a spotted lizard"

"Q: What's a little quicker than a shark? A: The Little Mermaid on her period."

"What is Illinois known for? The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption."

"Went to this zoo in Venezuela and the only animal they had was one dog It was a shih tzu"

"smdh at dollhouses without stairs between the different floors. Hows that going to work, dumb-ass."

"Jared Bogle Always trying to get into smaller pants"

"Did you dream of me, baby? -Are you a swimming pool full of Lucky Charms & milk? No, silly. -Then no."