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Joke of the Day
"I've always wanted to be the best dead person ever But the competition is stiff."
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"So my mobile phone company forced me to upgrade my 3G phone to a 4G one. I couldn't withstand the pressure."
"I just put on a Apple sticker to my Toshiba laptop.. .. so it's now called a Macintoshiba!"
"Grammar Nazis see things only two ways The Reich way or the wrong way"
"Here's an olive branch. Please choke on it."
"What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado? Quackamole"
"You know what really grinds my gears? When I shift into third without using the clutch."
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She choked"
"I like how the dude in the next self-checkout lane is trying to disarm me with small talk like we don't both know this is a goddamn race"
"Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door? And what is the person inside to say? ""who is it?"""