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Joke of the Day
"Deja Moo When you are sure you have heard this bullshit before."
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"Instagram would have been a good name for a weed delivery service"
"""BRB"" - Hindu Gravestone"
"Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same? Because he loves to abuse A Minor."
"A bad metaphor is like a cucumber with a parachute."
"How do you kill a thousand flies at once? slapping a nigerian kid in the face"
"Lets give each other cute nicknames like, 'Plaintiff' and 'Defendant'"
"What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy? The elevator can raise a child."
"The US should rejoin Great Britain Its not like we mind Taxation without representation anymore."
"What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol? Xanax since he's a Bartender"