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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a joke about Kraft Macaroni and Cheese? I would tell you but its dangerously cheesy."

"The iPhone 6S+ has been doing really well so far... It seems to be a huge 6S"

"I wanna like most of the jokes here... But for the most part, I reddit before."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything."

"Every time I meet someone new, my girlfriend gets a slap across the face. I really need to stop high-fiving people."

"What is Donald Trump's favourite music album? The Wall"

"My sister has recently gotten very attractive Does that mean she doesn't poop anymore?"

"Dallas Cowboys Why do you have to repeat things you say to Dez Bryant? He doesn't always catch it the first time."

"what do you get when you eat all of the potatoes? *chuckle* they're all gone!"

"Q: What is the best way to speak to a ghoul? A: From a long ways away."