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Joke of the Day

"Coworker: These heels are killing my feet but they're so cute. Me: These ugly Sketchers I'm wearing have insides made out of memory foam."

"Did you hear about the monkey who was a virgin and didn't care? Zero fucks gibbon. (sorry)"

"When is a single gay man's favorite time of the day? When he takes a shit."

"Why is Ian Thorpe gay? He didn't like breast stroke."

"I don't think drinking Vodka is the solution to all of my problems... But it's worth a shot."

"*interrupts eulogy* SOMEONE SAID THAT ALMOST WORD FOR WORD AT THE LAST FUNERAL"

"If I put on a latex glove and snap it, that's just me flirting"

"Think about it from the other side. Think about the hangover movies from chow's perspective..."

"You should never marry a tennis player. Apparently love means nothing to them."

"What blood type do Canadians have? Type ""eh"""