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Joke of the Day
"I don't think drinking Vodka is the solution to all of my problems... But it's worth a shot."
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"""What were you before you came to school boys and girls?"" asked the teacher hoping that someone would say ""babies."" She was disappointed when all the children cried out ""Happy!"""
"Why should you bury indians 10 feet deep? Because deep down they're good people"
"How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full? A couple of seconds."
"FOUR stages of girl & boy relation! 1. hand in hand. 2. that in hand. 3. hand in that. 4. that in that."
"The one who laughs last is the slowest. The one who laughs first has the dirtiest mind."
"If procrastination was a course offered at school I'd get an ""i"" for incomplete."
"They got 5 guys making one hamburger? No wonder the employment numbers are up."
"Rock around the winter clock One, two, three o' clock, two o' clock rock!"
"What do you call a gypsy in a suit? The defendant"