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Joke of the Day
"What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza? Little Ceasars"
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"Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day anal sex makes your hole weak."
"Father: When Abe Lincoln was your age he walked 9 miles to school and did homework by candlelight. Son: When Lincoln was your age he was President."
"A skeleton walks into a bar He orders a beer and a mop"
"""Torture me"" said the masochist. ""No"" the sadist smiled."
"Harambe Memes died just like Harambe himself... When the little kids jumped in."
"Poor Caitlyn Jenner. She missed Mothers Day & Fathers Day."
"When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them."
"When a track star gets best time in a race they ""Break a record"" but when I do it I've ""Falsely entered a Special Olympics event""."
"What did Orville say when Keith Harris died? Nothing."