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Joke of the Day

"When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them."

"Six meaty inches of protein packed bliss! No joke, the actual description of the black forest ham sandwich from Subway for their October special."

"#rubbishjokes What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth? The slowest swimmer."

"Two Peanuts were walking down a dark alley. One was a salted."

"If I had kids I would name them Ctrl, Alt and Delete so when they misbehaved I would just hit them all at once."

"secret truth time: ive totally stayed in relationships longer than i shouldve bc i liked his pet more & felt bad leaving it with an asshole"

"Want to hear this... *running* joke? Then you better go catch it!"

"If I say ""I don't know, let me look"", I'm really just spinning around in my chair a few times while you're on hold."

"Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address? Because he's dead."

"Did you hear about the Spaniard who was obsessed with Greek Mythology? I said to him, ""Jesus?"" and he replied, ""Where's Zeus?"""