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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day anal sex makes your hole weak."

"Why did the computer get a virus? He wasn't using protection."

"You so ugly when who were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back."

"Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? Headlines read: ""Small Medium at Large"""

"I'd rather drop a baby than my iPhone.... I mean I can make another baby, but I have no clue how to make an iPhone."

"Immortality sounded great when I was 23, but now that I'm 38 it just sounds exhausting."

"All these recent David Cameron jokes have left me with a bad taste in my mouth."

"If used correctly, Twitter can be used as an antidepressant. Just don't take it as a suppository."

"Do you know what makes pink lemonade pink? Strawberries."

"The hardest part of measuring Trump's package.. Is sneaking a ruler into Chris Christie's mouth"