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Joke of the Day

"Computer Science major walks into an English class The Professor says ""Welcome to English 101"". The student panicks. ""What's wrong?"" asks the Professor. ""I missed the first 4 English classes""."

"Why does Trump secretly want to lose the election? Because if he wins, he'll have to move into a smaller house, that's in a black neighborhood."

"I'm starting a Kickstarter to bring a lion from Africa and let it loose in a dentist's office."

"Kids - there is no Santa. Those gifts were from your parents. Happy New Year from Wikileaks"

"My son didn't understand the concept of a committed relationship, so I told him it's like making a girl your default browser."

"A skeleton walks in to a bar... The bartender says, ""What'll it be, mister?"" The skeleton says, ""A beer and a mop, please!"""

"A snake walks into a bar And the bartender yells, ""How the fuck did you just walk in here?!"""

"What's the difference between Trump and Satan? Satan will at least let anyone into hell."

"My wife accused me of fogging up our bathroom mirror But I really can't see myself doing that."

"If farting was a mechanism to flag my territory, I would rule the world."