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Joke of the Day

"Computer Science major walks into an English class The Professor says ""Welcome to English 101"". The student panicks. ""What's wrong?"" asks the Professor. ""I missed the first 4 English classes""."

"What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist? THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!"

"What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker? One of them starts a religion after it gets nailed."

"What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a bad joke?"

"My girlfriend is a pornstar She is going to be very pissed when she finds out."

"Why do lesbians prefer going to Sports Authority? They don't like Dicks..."

"Behemoth? No. Hebebutterfly."

"What's common between a crying baby and a gun? You must not bring either to the movies."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? You can keep the tip."

"I often antagonize black people in hopes they call me a jive turkey."