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Joke of the Day
"My Grandfather is deceased So I guess that makes me 1/4 Deceased?"
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"If someone tells you he can swallow a whole coconut... ...let him do it, it means he has complete trust in his anus :d"
"A guy walked into a bar. He was brought to the closest hospital quickly."
"Are you single too? Don't worry, you're not alone. Actually, I guess you are."
"Sorry I took the little stringy things off my banana and put them on your baby's head to make it look like he had hair."
"Let's make a collection of shock humour/disgusting jokes"
"Usually I'm quite good at telling Jokes, but sometimes i get excited and punchup the fuckline."
"[sex addiction group] ""Hi, my name is Fred, and as I've got a saxophone in my hand it's fair to assume I misread the ad"""
"Some friends, a lesbian couple... bought me an antique gold fob timepiece for my birthday. I think they mistook me when I said ""I wanna watch""."
"An Atheist, a Vegan, and a Crossfitter walk into a bar... I only know because they told everyone within 2 minutes..."