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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my Little Caesar's pizza- Hot & Ready."
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"Police Officer: Do you speak English? Jose: Yes. Police Officer: Where are you from? Jose: Yes"
"I saw someone spill a protein shake in the gym today Whey"
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He needed a pencil to work it out."
"What's better than winning the wheel chair basketball championship? Having legs..."
"What do male lawyers call a female barrister? A barista. Because she's only useful for getting coffee."
"Nose hairs must be the longest hairs on the human body. Every time I pull one it makes my arse hole twitch."
"[blind date is waiting nervously at the table] *I slowly emerge out of my own massive vape cloud and begin walking towards her*"
"What's another name for semen? (w)Hole Milk!! :D"
"female rappers the only flow female rappers have is their menstruation"