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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my Little Caesar's pizza- Hot & Ready."
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"what is the stupidest animal in the jungle? the polar bear"
"If you were born in Poland and are now taking a piss in England, what are you? European"
"A photon checks into a hotel.. The bellhop asks, ""Can I help you with your luggage?"" The photon replies, ""I don't have any, I'm traveling light."""
"I don't know why everyone is making such a big deal about Black Friday... Personally, I think all Fridays should matter."
"Did you know light travels faster than sound? That's why some people appear bright (until you hear them talk)."
"I'm gonna hang a Batman outfit in my closet to screw with me when I get Alzheimer's"
"What do you call conjoined dolphins Dual porpoise"
"What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance? A Fairodactyl"
"Hansel and Gretel is a timeless tale about the importance of killing old ladies."