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Joke of the Day

"I'll think of a good herb joke... When I have some thyme"

"I spend 60%of my day worrying that I might have mustard on my face or clothing. The other 40% I am eating mustard."

"Don't like tipping bathroom attendants for merely handing me a towel. Maybe if he performed a service like wiping my ass I'd consider it."

"I made a website for Kids' jokes. But for some reason people seem hesitant to go to kidslaughter.com"

"What's the difference between a Zippo and a Hippo? One is heavy, and one is a little lighter"

"At age 40 you gain the capacity to fall totally chemically head over heels in love with a refrigerator."

"My dad finally left me a voicemail where he didn't introduce himself. I think we're getting closer."

"small joke truth or dare dare order us pizza"

"If you're on a motorized cart, I can't tell if you're disabled or just obese and lazy."

"Why is the rabbi in geometry? To practice circumscribing"