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Joke of the Day
"Ronda Rousey Acting"
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"The rotation of earth Really makes my day."
"How did the executioner learn about knots? By watching the noose."
"Him- All of your fantasies include me, right? *imagines flying on a Pegasus with Thor* H- Are you waving at the ground? Me-Yes to both"
"I like my women so intelligent that it takes me days to realize I was insulted."
"TIL if you type your password for all to see it gets censored. Look: 1337Penis Edit: GOD DANG IT"
"Why are black people tall? Because their knee grows. Sorry, I had to do this."
"I can't stand those interfering people who bang on your door and tell you how you need to be ""saved"" or you'll ""burn""... Fucking firemen."
"You never hear skinny people saying, ""I'm just small boned."""
"LIFE HACK: Make your waist feel dramatically smaller by accidentally trying on maternity pants."