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Joke of the Day

"Little Jack Warner Sat in the corner A finger in every pie. He stuck in his thumb And pulled out a bung And said ""Lets all go to Dubai!"""

"A blonde walks into a bar. Ouch."

"what did the domino's pizza delivery guy say to Satan? The power of crust compels you."

"What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap? You did that on porpoise"

"I LOVE THE IDEA OF BOWSER LOVINGLY FOLDING A FLYING RACCOON SUIT AND PUTTING IT IN A TREASURE CHEST FOR ME TO FIND IN HIS DUNGEON."

"If your drug dealer answers your call on the first ring .... he's a cop."

"Ever hear the one about the ""gay moon""? My son made this up and told it to me today. Look mom it's the ""gay moon"". Why are you calling the sun ""gay moon""? Because it is FLAAAAMINGGG!"

"Q: Why doesn't Bill like old houses? A: He's afraid of the draft."

"Did you hear about the gay midget? he just came out of the cabinet."

"Why do sailors drink so much? We sleep better when the room is moving"