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Joke of the Day

"A blonde walks into a bar. Ouch."

"What are the four hardest years of a police officer's life? The first grade."

"What do you get if you take off the red dot on the Japanese flag? The Miami Heat flag."

"Killed a spider for my wife last night and got laid. Now every.spider.must.die."

"Where do psychics go to dance? The crystal ball"

"Boy to Friend: I'm sorry I won't be able to go out after school. I promised Dad that I would stay in and help him with my homework."

"North Korea claims that they detonated an H Bomb Kim Jong-un? More like Kim Jong-**BOOM**"

"Don't use up the last of the milk! Leave just enough in there to piss somebody off."

"It's weird how we are all here because of boners"

"What did the lipstick and the eye-shadow do after they got into a fight? Had makeup sex"