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Joke of the Day
"Why do sailors drink so much? We sleep better when the room is moving"
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"How do Japanese people refer to American politicians? Parti-san"
"david guetta feat. the person who sings the whole song"
"Jesus drove a Honda but didn't talk about it. ""For I did not speak of my own accord"" John 12:49"
"I stole a futon from a shop. I think the police are after me, so I have been lying low."
"For all you non-native English speakers out there... ""Read"" is pronounced like ""lead"", while ""read"" is pronounced like ""lead""."
"If I've learned anything in life, it's that not enough people are at a loss for words."
"What is the best part about raping a midget? Their arms are too short to hold you back."
"What did they call that ancient philosopher from China who quoted a lot about a woman's pussy? cuntfucius"
"""You're telling me that I'm losing my job because Trump won the election? IS IT BECAUSE I'M BLACK?!"" ""Mister President, we've been over this..."""