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Joke of the Day

"what did the domino's pizza delivery guy say to Satan? The power of crust compels you."

"Who the hell decided to say ""No Butt Sex"" Instead of Ignoranus"

"What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair? Time to buy a new chair."

"What do you get when you suck all of the Botox out of Madonna? Betty White."

"Awww it's cute how your baby pulls my hair. Like she doesn't realise I will pull hers right back."

"The difference between a prostitute and drug dealer? A prostitute can wash her crack and resell it."

"My wife said i was being immature, so i told her to get the fuck out of my fort."

"Mama said there'd be days like this, and also ""knock you out"" ??? I don't know, you talk to her. She sounds drunk."

"An Indian news anchor was fired for referring the chinese President Xi Jinping as ""Eleven"" Jinping."

"What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson? The crime rate."