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Joke of the Day

"Philosophy is a game with objectives but no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules but no objectives."

"Vaginas are living proof... That beauty truly does lie on the inside."

"Why did the student fail the exam? Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin"

"What do you call the largest of the land masses, when it's unable to hold itself together, breaking into smaller land masses and leaking waste water? Incontinent."

"Police are looking for a man who refuses to update his PDF reader. He is described as 32, single and has no fixed adobe."

"They add a scent to natural gas so we can smell it if there's a leak and we're in danger. Same reason Axe Body Spray has a scent."

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? SNOWBALLS"

"Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp. Father Christmas: That's called 'The Wizard of Ooze'!"

"Pornstars would make pretty good lawyers... People wouldn't mind getting fucked by them!"

"How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question? [removed]"