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Joke of the Day
"Pornstars would make pretty good lawyers... People wouldn't mind getting fucked by them!"
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"This morning there was large spider in my bath. I should really stop stealing equipment from the snooker club."
"Auto correct changed ""group hug"" to ""grope hug"" and I'm not in charge of the team-building exercises any more."
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking."
"Sensible dad: I'd like to buy 3 'fleeks' & 7 'swags' for my son. ""Sir this is Urban Outfitters"" Do you have any 'baes'? ""Please leave"""
"My wife is constantly hiding things where they belong."
"I recommend everyone to go swimming with piranhas. It's a once in a lifetime experience."
"Is the officer from the McKinney police video... Applying for the role of Paul Blart: Mall Cop 3? That recovery off the tuck and roll was impeccable."
"I just used one of those plastic grocery dividers to let my wife know exactly where the middle of the bed is."
"(Dad joke) How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck-an-ear."