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Joke of the Day
"Vaginas are living proof... That beauty truly does lie on the inside."
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"It's not stalking if you don't put it in park."
"It all makes sense now!! Gay marriage and Pot legalized on the same day... Leviticus 20:13 ""If a man lays with another man he should be stoned."" We've just been misinterpreting it all these years!!"
"Edward Snowden just joined Twitter. Almost immediately he got more followers than the NSA. Luckily for the NSA, they follow a lot more people than Snowden."
"How do you measure a snake? In inches. Snakes don't have any feet."
"A fake ID that says you're only 14 so you can get cheaper buffets"
"Even though I'm a guy I still get nervous when I pee on a pregnancy test."
"I couldn't tell if I brushed my teeth with tooth paste or shamoo last night I hope it was the former, not the lather."
"Apparently Mr. Neeson's ""particular set of skills"" is terrible at keeping his family from getting kidnapped."
"My mom told me this joke the first time she met my gf. What are three 2 letter words meaning small? Is it in?"