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Joke of the Day

"How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question? [removed]"

"The key to a successful weight loss program is a broken jaw I'd guess."

"The sign of a true gentleman... ...is one who knows how to play the bagpipes, but chooses not to."

"Woman hit by train Whats a train doing in a kitchen? (Sexist but creative, not meant to offend anyone.)"

"Just saw a really hot woman in 9inch heels pay for a plasma tv with ones.. I could be wrong but i think she might be a librarian."

"What's the deal with circles. They're pointless."

"So my girlfriend told me her dog ate some tampons... I told her to call the vet, maybe they can pull some strings."

"I saw a sale ad for Extenze male enhancement pills... it was half off!"

"[buying condoms] Do you have anything bigger? Like if someone wanted to pretend to be a slippery ghost for a day, or something like that."

"[Game of Thrones] How do Littlefinger's prostitutes get in & out of the brothel? Hodor."