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Joke of the Day

"Why did the student fail the exam? Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin"

"Birth certificates need a popup dialog box: ""Are you SURE you want to spell your kid's name that way?"""

"What did the leper say the the prostitute? Keep the tip"

"Dear YouTube: Please just assume that I'd like to ""skip ad"". You don't need to ask anymore."

"If you loiter in a Tibetan spiritual leaders sandwich shop every day, then... ... you dilly dally in the Dalai's deli daily."

"""I really regret not taking up bow hunting"" I think as my neighbor fires up his chainsaw at first light."

"If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there. If you're almost there and then she laughs, that's a different thing."

"Why can't Bach play the piano? He ""Baroque"" his arm, and also he's dead."

"May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!"

"I like birthdays but I think too many can kill you"