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Joke of the Day

"Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed? Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me."

"What do you say to an art student with a job? ""Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"""

"I went to the Space and Air Museum in Indiana... I paid $20 just to see an empty warehouse."

"The only way to score with a robot Is to get it in the mode"

"My wife gave me a leaflet about anger management last week... I lost it."

"What's North Koreas favorite drinking game? Pong-Yang."

"I fully support any type of marriage that doesn't involve me."

"If I got 50 cents for every math exam I failed... I'd have $7.35 now."

"Sometimes I end up watching cartoons after my kids have left the room. On a related note, has anyone seen my kids?"

"Why do Mexicans like spicy food? It induces labor."