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Joke of the Day
"I fully support any type of marriage that doesn't involve me."
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"I think I'll TiVo my kids and watch them later."
"My Ex-Wife My ex-wife and I could not reconcile our marriage because of religious differences. She thought she was God. I disagreed."
"What is 4,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start."
"What has four wheels, and flies? A Garbage Truck."
"Why are Black people so fast? [Don't say it in public] ... because all the slow ones are in Jail"
"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his mother in the jaw."
"Ten times two is the same as eleven times two Ten times two is twenty Andersen times two is twenty, too"
"Why was the scalar depressed? Because he had no direction."
"A man has a heart attack on a plane. The man who was sitting next to him stood up and shouted""Is anyone here a doctor"" The woman in front of them then stood up and shouted ""I'm a vegan!""."