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Joke of the Day

"I fully support any type of marriage that doesn't involve me."

"If God didn't intend for us to eat animals, he was probably really freaked out when we started"

"How do you confuse an ugly person With an orange."

"I'm going to change my name to Blake. So I can ask my girl if she wants to wake and Blake."

"Why did sally fall of the swing ? She didn't have any arms . Knock-Knock Who's there ? Not Sally !"

"What did Hitler dream of during the holidays? A WHITE Christmas!"

"Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money? It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!"

"So I walked in to a brothel.. And shortly after entering I began assaulting everyone in the queue...then...umm...shit nevermind, I just punched up the fuckline."

"How do you trace a scatter plot? You give the pencil to Michael J. Fox."

"The only way I'd want to watch a video of you pouring a bucket of ice water over your head is if you promise you drown at the end."