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Joke of the Day
"Why can't a guy see his friends? Because he's married."
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"It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them... The Police call it indecent exposure, but whatever..."
"Yo momma so fat... Yo momma so fat when she talks to herself its a long distance call."
"According to my Nike fuel band I masturbated 5 miles today."
"Jay-Z should open a pizza place. But all good pizza places need a nice Italian name, he could name it.. Lou Menotti's."
"Why did the baker have smelly hands? because he kneaded a poo."
"Boys are cute how they're all ""I like girls that don't wear heavy makeup"" and ""get down from that tree near my window or I'll call the cops"""
"What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time? Quantum Mechanics."
"'The victim was beaten with a porcelain angel figurine, suspect confirmed to be an Irishman' 'I guess you could say he was Knick-Knack Paddy Whacked.'"
"I showed my family facebook a few years ago, and haven't heard from them since. Best decision ever"