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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad? Are you kidding? She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like?"

"Am I crazy... ... or does it smell like boogers in here?"

"Whats the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? SNOWBALLS!!!!"

"Two Ducks Two ducks in the airing cupboard, which one is in the army? The one on the tank......."

"What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday? I'll column later."

"Where do bees keep their money ? In a honey box !"

"Yo son, do you like nachos? ""Hell yeah!"" *son goes in for high 5* That's good, 'cause I'm nacho real dad *rejects high 5* You're adopted lol"

"Leaflet through the door telling me I can enjoy sex at 75. Which is handy, because I live at number 81."

"Nana said I took too much NyQuil so I laughed at her and then she turned back into a paper clip and jumped into my fave Law & Order episode."

"If you 2 apples and your uncle gives you one, what do you have? A sore ass."